Adrian, I can only imagine the pain you went through!! It is one story for the records.... You handled it like a gentleman and didn't loose your cool. Hopefully your story will prevent someone else from going through this sort of thing. I never have had a tow in all my Bird years but that isn't to say I might one day.
Here is a FC on a Landoll. It isn't mine but looks like another 87.
http://timstowingservicestx.com