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Old 01-13-2020
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pet me.

She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go…
He: Just call in sick then.

I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wifi
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