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Old 01-01-2020
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It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it.

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”
Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?

Because there’s a wedding going on.
But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?
Exactly, son.
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