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Old 07-01-2018
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A little boy goes into a drugstore with his dad and notices a display of condoms. He asks his dad “what are these Dad?” His dad responds with “those are condoms son, so men can practice safe sex.” Satisfied a little but still curious his son points to a small box and said “well Dad, why are there 3 in this box”? His dad replies with “son, those are for high school boys, there is one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night.” Still curious the boy points to a box with six condoms and asked what they were for. Dads says “well son those are for college boys. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night.” Finally the little boy points to the biggest box in the display and wants to know what they’re for. Dad pauses for a minute or so and his eyes kinda tear up and his voice quivers a little and he says “that box son is for married men...there are twelve condoms in that box and there’s one for January, one for February, one for...”

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Old 07-03-2018
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And finally the son pointed to a single wrapped condom hanging on display and asked his dad who that was for.

Dad said, "That's for men married over 30 years. You see, they have a 12 month shelf life and there's no sense buying more than you'll use before they expire".
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