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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband....
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Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy the rest of you life.
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I have a friend who finally married "Ms. Right"... He didn't find out until after the wedding that her first name was "Always"
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now that's a real honest statement
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They say love is blind, when you get married it dang sure opens your eyes.
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They say love is blind, when you get married it dang sure opens your eyes.

And then depending on what you say, it can close either or both of them!!
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My wife is always right.... Just ask her!!!!
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When I got married, I learned to say those three special little words at least once a day............."I was wrong"
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When my wife and I got married we saved 2 other people
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Whats the only difference between a wedding and a funeral?

At a wedding ya get to smell the flowers
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