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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, Look, he's moving! "
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Husband demanded to be buried with all of his money. The wife gave her word that she would follow through on his last request. After the husband died, the wife gathered up all of his cash and put it in her checking account. At the funeral, the dutiful wife wrote out a check to her deceased husband and put it in his casket.
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