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Old 02-03-2017
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Secret to a long Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' Hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to yell at her for her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once."
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For 70 years I've heard that story and it was the husband that had the gun and shot the mule.
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Too true! I always wear high visibility clothing in the driveway. Mostly so the wife cant say i didnt see you! She jokes about it all the time....But sometimes I wonder???
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The REAL secret to a loooong marriage is to always say ("Yes, dear!)
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I tried to post this the other day but it must have gotten lost when we had the temporary internet snafu.

When a husband was being interviewed on the secret of a happy and successful 50 year marriage he replied "The answer is extremely simple - on our first anniversary I took my wife to Hawaii - and on the 50th, I picked her up"
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Fran always told me that her mother taught her to use a butcher knife. We agreed to simple terms before we got married: "Divorce never, murder maybe!"
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