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Old 12-09-2019
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Talking Now that I'm older, I've discovered.....

Now that I'm older, I've discovered.....

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart

I don't remember being absent-minded...
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded

It's a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser

Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the fire hydrant

The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom

I spend a lot of time thinking about the here-after ---- I go somewhere to get something, and the wonder what I'm "hereafter"!

Life is Short. Live it to the fullest...it has an expiration date!

(and for those who remember who him)

Andy Williams entertained the resident's of a retirement community with a few songs. When he was done, a resident approached him and said "You have a really nice voice, young man...I'll bet you could sing professionally if you wanted to". Williams responded politely "Do you know who I am?" The lady replied" No, honey, I don't...but if you go to the front desk, they'll be able to tell you."

One more: After a big argument with his wife, the husband tells his friend that his wife came crawling on her hands and knees. The friend asked "What did she say? ...She said "Come out from under that bed, you big coward!".
Karen & Jim Gulrich
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Old 12-12-2019
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Saw Andy our first year of fulltiming in Branson.
Told the wife "we better see him first as he's pretty old!"
Put on a great show.
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