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An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Mr. "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired

Mr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." Can you please help me??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Mr. Young's mouth."
Mr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Mr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Mr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Mr. Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Mr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Mr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."
Mr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!



Now........I don't now why, but when I read this story all I could think was that I could see Randy doing this, especially after reading what he does at grocery stores to amuse himself.
So if in 15 or 20 years, he opens up a clinic, you will know what to expect.
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did i ever tell you about the racing mule i had?
Raffled it off,made a fortune!
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Good one Dan.
And better one Randy.
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Enjoyed it Dan, made me think of Randy's wildlife on train to the Grand Canyon.
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did i ever tell you about the racing mule i had?
Raffled it off,made a fortune!
I think we have the makings of a very interesting campfire story.
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Randy is one funny interesting entertaining fellow. That's why he almost always has some (or more) camped out in his yard. A racing mule??? this has to be a good one. I always thought a mule was to smart to run???
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Believe it or not, tradition suggests that Alexander the Great rode a mule instead of a stallion in battle. Reason even though mules are not "speed demons" they can be impervious to the clamor of battle and are more nimble.
Also, I know for a fact mules can indeed run fast.

I saw Fetus Hagin, outrun on his mule, no less, some very bad outlaws.
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Believe it or not, tradition suggests that Alexander the Great rode a mule instead of a stallion in battle. Reason even though mules are not "speed demons" they can be impervious to the clamor of battle and are more nimble.
Also, I know for a fact mules can indeed run fast.

I saw Fetus Hagin, outrun on his mule, no less, some very bad outlaws.
Hey now!
i remember that mule!
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Hey now!
i remember that mule!

Name that MULE !
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