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Old 10-28-2014
ERay ERay is offline
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Default CIA has job openings

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Old 10-29-2014
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Eddie,

I wanted to share, that I forward your jokes every Monday to my team in Pa Keep them coming sir they are needed and appreciated .
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Old 10-29-2014
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Thanks Al... I like to find things to laugh about... it is said to be good for your health... maybe I can find the right one and throw all these pills away... btw... not sure where Ormond Beach is, but we are in St Mary's just north of JAX... if you are in the area stop by.
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That has so made my day, thank you :-D
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