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A large manufacturing company had some fancy equipment go down. They called the engineer who came out to the site, examined the situation, and after thinking and stroking his chin for a while, took a hammer and hit the machine near it's base. It started up and began working perfectly.

He wrote out a bill for $10,000 and handed it to the foreman. "$10,000 for THAT!? I want an itemized bill!".

The engineer wrote out the statement:

$1 = Hitting machine with a hammer
$9,999 = Knowing where to hit it.
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A large manufacturing company had some fancy equipment go down. They called the engineer who came out to the site, examined the situation, and after thinking and stroking his chin for a while, took a hammer and hit the machine near it's base. It started up and began working perfectly.

He wrote out a bill for $10,000 and handed it to the foreman. "$10,000 for THAT!? I want an itemized bill!".

The engineer wrote out the statement:

$1 = Hitting machine with a hammer
$9,999 = Knowing where to hit it.
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