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Wink A fish tale of a different sort

I heard a story the other day. Don't know if it's true or not, but it seems that a fella from Georgia decided to go to the Florida beaches for a couple of days to soak up some sun. Upon his arrival to a desolate beach he discovered an ailing porpoise had beached itself. Not knowing what else to do he loaded it up in his car and took it back to his home in Georgia. This guy put the porpoise into his swimming pool and fed it some frozen mackerel he got from the store. The porpoise seemed to do ok for a couple of days and then stopped eating. Frustrated, the guy contacted a friend who happened to be a professor of marine biology at Georgia Tech and explained the situation to him. First off the professor told him it was illegal to possess a wild animal like the porpoise, but then in sympathy he told the guy he thought if he could acquire some young seagulls for the porpoise to eat he would probably live, so the guy went back to Florida and captured some young seagulls and brought them home and fed them to the porpoise. Wala! it worked. The porpoise was well on his way to healing, but behold an unfriendly neighbor turned the guy in to Fish and Game and they arrested the guy for "Transporting young gulls across state lines for an illegal porpoise".
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